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Rude Parrot
A young man named John received
a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's
mouth was rude, obnoxiousand laced with profanity. John tried and tried
to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words,
playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the
bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up
and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot
and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw
up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes
the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total
quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the
parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly
stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have
offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful
for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything
I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change
in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the
parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up,
very softly in concerned manner and asked,"May I ask what the turkey did?"
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