On the chair, in the hall
over there, and on the wall
I poop when I sing
I poop when I don't
I poop on weird things
I poop more than won't
Poopies, Poopies all the time
In a pile or in a line
On your shirt and in your hair
On your foot, on everywhere
On the carpet
On the table
All the time
So willing and able
On my perch
Made from a dowel
Yet never ever on the poop catch towel!